Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Nick Lachey Is Really Into Football


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Above is a video of former Mr. Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, getting kicked out of a Chargers vs. Bengals game in San Diego for fighting and running his mouth. Nick Lachey is the Bengals' forever bottom bitch and so when a Chargers fan sat in front of him in the stadium, he and his friends started heckling their rival during the game. This has nothing to do with anything, but I bet Nick Lachey took a dozen breaths away when his lush he-tits started heaving something sexy while he got all mad and shit. Even though I've never seen it with my own eyes, I can still say that I love it when Nick's nips get hard with rage.
TMZ has a blurry cell phone video on their site and it's hard to tell what's going on. For all we know, it could be an ultrasound video of Jessica Simpson's ovaries trying to fight away her fiance's fertile ass sperm. But TMZ says it's a video of Nick and the Chargers fan getting into it. The Chargers fan tells TMZ that Nick kept spewing out hate about his team and his wife defended him by shouting at Nick, "Well, he lasted longer than your boy band!" Nick called her a "fucking bitch" before choking out the Chargers fan. Security broke up the bitch fight and kicked Nick and his friends out of the stadium. Nick then went on Twitter and declared victory:
Just got kicked out of the chargers stadium and couldn't be prouder! Go Cincy Bengals! #whodey
Bengals win again. i'd talk trash to everyone in SD, but what's the point? you already had me kicked out of the stadium and you still lost.
Majority of charger fans were awesome yesterday, thanks for the hospitality! Sadly, there is always one guy that ruins it for everyone.....
For the record, i was not kicked out of the chargers game for excessive "trash talking". no, that honor belonged to the guy in front of me!
i simply don't appreciate someone turning around and putting their finger in my face. call me crazy, but that deserved a reaction.
again, aside from a few exceptions, i had a great time hanging with Charger fans all afternoon. honestly, some of the nicest fans around.
If brawls like that happened at every football game, I'd go to football games more often. Swallowing a hot dog dipped in beer while watching two mad dudes choke each other as a sea of Spandex-wrapped bulges dance in the field below. It doesn't get better than that. And if Nick was as passionate about hosting as he is about football, he wouldn't have looked like a block of wood while hosting The Sing-Off. Correction: a block of wood with an amazing rack.


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