Is it me...or do Lesbians have the best fights? Especially them girls from the south or say..West Virgina..and a place called BEAVER!
Angela DeHart of Beckley, West Virginia was celebrating her 23rd birthday. That romantic night, in the car, she and her LESBIAN LOVER got into a fight and Angela, being the understanding and calm dyke, angrily got out of the car.
She wasn't exactly close to home, so she started walking, she passed the Ritchie and Johnson Funeral 
Home and spotted a HEARSE outside with the engine running.
Bitch saw that as an opportunity so she jumped in the hearse and drove off.
Unfortunately, there was a dead 85-year-old woman's BODY in the back.
Bitch saw that as an opportunity so she jumped in the hearse and drove off.
Unfortunately, there was a dead 85-year-old woman's BODY in the back.
The hearse was recovered several hours later in the vicinity of DeHart’s home in the nearby borough of Beaver. ( yes lesbians and Beaver in the same sentence) A witness had called cops to report that a “very emotional” DeHart “had just pulled up to his residence…and that the defendant had been operating a black hearse.
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