Tuesday, September 27, 2011

'Is My Son Gay?' App Hits Android Market




"Is My Son Gay?," a new app available in the Android Market, has a rather simple premise: It claims to determine, through a series of 20 questions, whether or not the survey-taker's offspring is, in fact, a homosexual. And yet despite this simplicity of purpose, the app is--surprise!--incredibly controversial.
The French app itself is a 20-question survey of "Yes" or "No" questions designed to identify your son's sexual preference.  Translated into English by resident Huff Post French speaker Alice Hines, these questions are:
1. Does he like to dress up nicely? Does he pay close attention to his outfits


2. Does he like football? 


3. Before he was born did you wish he would be a girl? 


4. Has he ever gotten into or participated in a fight? 


5. Does he read sports magazines?


6. Does he have a best friend


7. Does he like team sports?


8. Is he prudish/modest?


9. Does he like diva singers?


10. Does he spend a long time in the bathroom


11. Does he have a tongue, nose or ear piercing


12. Does he spend time getting ready before being seen in public?


13. Have you asked yourself questions about your son's sexual orientation?


14. Are you divorced?


15. Does he like musical comedies?


16. Has he introduced you to a girlfriend ever?


17. Is the father (you) very strict or authoritarian with his son?


18. In your family is the father absent?


19. Was he shy as a child?


20. Is he close to his father? 


Reaction around the Internet has not been kind. Gay-friendly Instinct Magazine said that the app is based on the "science of tired and offensive stereotypes," while Jezebel laments the app's "horrible, stereotypical questions." The app is not entirely homophobic, apparently, as Jezebel reports that, if your son is determined to not be gay, the app says "No need to look the other way! ... He is gay! ... ACCEPT IT! ..."


This Story Reminded Me Of This Hysterical Photo: 



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