Monday, June 6, 2011

Secret Unicorn Names Of Famous LGBTs REVEALED!!!


via Queerty by Daniel on 6/6/11


We were about to call this new Unicorn Name Generator complete bullshit—it gives most people the unicorn last name of "Nostrils" and is horribly cis-gendered—but then when we started plugging in the names of famous LGBT people, we got a bunch of kickass results like Bluebell Pretty Mane and Buttercup Silky Lady. Plus, the generator even gives you a small bio—Buttercup is a little bit crazy. She is has a mane as silky as a cat's tail, and she changes the weather. That's like the poetic equivalent of a Lisa Frank binder (pictured right). So what are Oscar Wilde's and Lorraine Hansberry's secret unicorn names?


Below is Pearle E. Gates information!!!!

Get your own unicorn names from The Unicorn Name Generator!My unicorn name is Rosemary Sweet Reins
Rosemary is a graceful dancer.
She is as sweet as a sugarlump,
and she casts mischievous spells.
Get your own unicorn names from The Unicorn Name Generator!

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