Archie Comics' CEO Being Sued For Penis Rant

via Towleroad News #gay by Andrew Belonsky on 7/9/11

This is weirder than when Archie met The Punisher.

Archie Comics Publications is suing co-CEO Nancy Silberkleit for what employees describe as "erratic" and "inappropriate" behavior, including a rant about penises.

From the New York Daily News:

A private investigation company's report attached to the suit, which was filed in Manhattan Supreme Court on Thursday, portrays Silberkleit as a loose cannon who terrifies employees and yells "Penis! Penis! Penis! Penis!" in the office.

The report says several employees complained about Silberkleit's vile antics, which include asking if sex toys were stored in an office safe and saying, "I need to adjust my balls."

She has also burst into meetings to rant about male private parts, according to a letter sent to her co-CEO Jon Goldwater.

"On April 20, 2011, [Silberkleit] walked into your office again and referring to a book yelled out 'PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS' and then said, "My balls hurt."

The company's suit asks that Silberkleit be barred from their headquarters and from attending San Diego's Comic-Con later this month.

Silberkleit, perhaps uncharacteristically, had no comment.